“Happy thinks you wanted to eat him, Gajeel wants you dead, Kagura is about to stab you… Shall we add more people to the list?"

"Okay, first off that was a JOKE! Second of all, Gajeel is always pissed of and wants everyone dead and third of all Kagura wants to stab everyone! So, this is all a misunderstanding, really and I’m working it out with Kagura, no biggie.”
“I don’t think it really matters; in both cases I’m never around and you don’t listen to me anyway. Well, you’ve run the...
"True. But don’t worry, yeesh. You’re…..like an older brother to me, y'know? Naw, more like an Uncle, heh~” he chuckled,...