“ooOOO.~ Wait. I’m a captain now? Strip and say that again for me.”
/ stripped before being told
“Naked what. Oh. EHhehehe. fuck yeah yo’ a captain and I AM KING! KING OF THE wORLLLD!!!”
/ stands up on table and falls off; face plant
FUCK.
(Source: candorlux-blog)
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